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Rates vary depending on things like what you’re looking for, how large your team is, and if mercury is in retrograde. If you’re curious about our rates, or want more information before we get serious, you can email me here. I promise to do my best and get back to you within 48 hours.

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If you’re looking to do what the title above says, you can contact my PR gal here. She’ll get back to you a$ap rocky with my availability and rates.


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